pussybrat:

when boys r like “ur so cute when ur mad” am i still cute when i shove my thumbs into ur eye sockets lol

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abscidium:

agabeofthrones:

agameofsextips:

While servicing your man, look up into his eyes and say, “I serve the one true king.”

Probably the best way to ensure premature ejaculation. 

im actually choking

(via pearlescentmoon)

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(Source: moseby, via c-o-existing)

mako:

you could hit me with a car and i’d still say sorry

(via untold-reasons)

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

(Source: nessajoybabe, via untold-reasons)

ohdearhermione:

do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr

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brokenly:

My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes

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